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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

(via katzeller)

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via platonicnudes)

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Time Travel Questions

fakescience:

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"I can tell you a thing or two,
Of time-travel and of the things that ensue.”

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alegbra:

alegbra:

if we’re friends and you can draw, the only favor i will ever ask of you is to draw art of tyler oakley shapeshifting into a giant hulking version of macklemore

some quick concept art:

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This needs to reach someone who will make a gif or something

(via dangerouspoetry)

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So today I watched the AS Drama group’s monologues and I thought I would learn something. At some point I was reminded of this. I’m going to try and learn it. This is one of the few things in the world that can bring tears to my eyes.

Tags: to this day
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Oh yeah THAT’S WHY I haven’t been on Tumblr it’s because AN HOUR HAS PASSED IN 5 MINUTES TIME TO GO BYE TUMBLR SEE YOU AROUND

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The rules

  1. If in doubt, stick it to the man. Literally.
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We recorded a song today that Bry wrote and it was fab and everyone did fab music. There was a guy with a camera at the beginning aswell and he was just going to put a little clip of us in something else, but we spent too long faffing around and I guess he got bored because I was dancing a bit and singing to myself and i turned around and he was filming me and I don’t know how long for so YEAH eventful day

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Open RP

candyredterezii:

trippinwithgamzee:

candyredterezii:

Hey

Got any grapes?

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No

We just sell lemonade

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listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.

(via katzeller)

Tags: JAHEEZUZ
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ALSO HELLO AGAIN TUMBLR. I missed you I was doing maths homework… for days…

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever liked someone who had a boyfriend that you were friends with?

Well I know I’ve liked someone one of my best mates liked but I don’t think they were going out at that point. Apart from that- I haven’t been in that situation, no. It’s like- You just don’t. It was stupid to even to do the thing I mentioned but when they’re actually going out? Nope.

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punofficial:

punofficial:

punofficial:

What’s sadder than being sad

me

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

OKAY NOW LADIES!

…ladies?

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enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

(via squarlo)

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bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

BLUE MATHEMATICIANS UNITE

(via riddlemehiddleston)